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hey welcome back to another episode of

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project zomboid I am Howard Stern in

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this episode he's the only character i

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can use and you will notice that my

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brother clown baby is clinically drunk

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we make our way to the military base and

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make some new friends please enjoy

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subscribe like and all that [\h__\h] bye all

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right Howard Stern's on them on the run

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Carol Brady's about to come back in well

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then I'm not sure the [\h__\h] I am just

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gonna go north for a bit oh this is

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[\h__\h] where the [\h__\h] am I describe

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your surroundings a housing plan in

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Bedford

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by a giant wooden fence it looks like

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ice around a church here when i log into

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care my mom actually i'm at the

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outskirts Medford's i see construction

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pieces of equipment here and water so

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i'm at the outskirts okay i don't know

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why you can't make armor in this game

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the first thing i would do in the zombie

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apocalypse would start making some

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protective [\h__\h] yeah go get some

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fungi know the sporting goods store new

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dress up like axl rose ok catcher's

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outfit that would work where you at

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Barcia mom's gonna show you how to kill

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zombies yeah I'm gonna way [\h__\h] Zeds

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everywhere though this is a service

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punched full of [\h__\h] Nancy's let's

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damn I I see you I see that all the mess

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that you've created then you should be

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close to the police I'm yet its rim past

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it there's way more mess up notice I am

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yeah I'm taking a look at the the trail

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of bodies that Carol Brady is left it's

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quite impressive oh [\h__\h] oh [\h__\h] I just

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[\h__\h] come fire on the east I shot at

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you yeah this [\h__\h] Howard Stern lord of

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the angle anal ring toss my inner ring

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you know Frank toast got a little out of

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control yeah [\h__\h] sneaking up on me

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when I'm [\h__\h] find some goddamn

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zombies fair enough go get you a shotgun

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and some ammo I'm trying I gotta get

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down there oh [\h__\h] almost got bit any

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noise all right yeah you got to watch

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the outside so I can get my [\h__\h] nice

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[\h__\h] revelation that right now you

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don't need to draw them in here Jeff

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we're trying to draw them away from the

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police station get your stuff right now

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Jeff did you understand what I just said

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yes ok he's already in here Jeff goddamn

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it you close the front door Jesus Christ

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dude try to have much storage room left

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at all I have zero but will we take a

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look there might be a hand cart around

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military base if we go to the back of

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military base there's a warehouse that

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should have at the very least uh-oh

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anybody need a bag or uh I got a natural

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rucksack nice multicam one yeah I'm

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Jesus coming it was extreme prejudice

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then get ready to fight you some of that

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mo all right ready level up [\h__\h]

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somebody's been doing some killing up

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here suck on that [\h__\h] that's

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why I keep coming this way oh [\h__\h] you

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want to shoot some [\h__\h] zombies in a

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barrel yeah no nice little e they're

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trying to run to the exit to get to us

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oh here they come oh [\h__\h] don't fire

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BAM your Remington feels a little

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what the [\h__\h] what I keep reloading but

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i'm only getting two shots are you real

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Yahweh hond kind by McGee no one gives a

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[\h__\h] ty I know get yet we all have a lot

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I'm not a machine gun it's back to

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[\h__\h] [\h__\h] the other three shots and

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that's it with this goddamn Benelli I

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gotta reload [\h__\h] watch out benelli

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shoots two rounds at a time does it

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really somebody tell ty how to [\h__\h]

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loads behind us someone's howard stern

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yeah just like his tie oh if he fires

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Twitter kind of makes sense then

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this is a devastating weapon then hold

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the line fire it will watch the crawlers

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yeah big time so a lot more up here yeah

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Marcia Brady Zhang she's angry Center

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period I'm taking this regular benelli

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cuz I'm tired of this double shot

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[\h__\h] the Antietam well if anybody

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has something else shoots I have 45 acp

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716 NATO just 223 I have a 9-millimeter

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I got some 9-millimeter shells I need

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nine mill for my machine get my hump ok

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I got some i'll give you 500 rounds hold

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on are you ready I'm gonna drop on the

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ground right here tuxedos there's only

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50 rounds wait wait for a marshall brain

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is 500 dumping right here hold on one

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second right here five right there para

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[\h__\h] ah the [\h__\h] is the fun things that

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fall it takes I have that round what are

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I'm gonna be out of amethyst reload pack

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it out now let's go back to the police

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station to get more yeah I gotta punch I

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actually I just picked up an m16 full

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auto as NATO rounds for the [\h__\h] is ty

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hold this for me what my gay [\h__\h] fairly

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clear up front you must be a hold a bag

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all right it's clear let's go search

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bodies let's go get some ammo there's

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some punk there some FN lot of fnm on

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are you guys in the military base I'm

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still in the street in the road come

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east damn there's still a lot on the

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ground where the [\h__\h] are you Marsha

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going in going in up into the right I'm

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to the right okay I got an extra

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raincoat I needs one um prob our does oh

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[\h__\h] they're coming out now oh [\h__\h] look

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watch her rear yep what's that backside

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holy [\h__\h] the backside sleep you have to

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go get out of here oh [\h__\h] oh my god

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whatever ty is holy [\h__\h] dude grumps

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oh [\h__\h]

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fixing him going over the fall got a few

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[\h__\h] my guns broke fall back fall back

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that's it dry police station back to the

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police station [\h__\h] dry there's

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enough goddamn zombies we just cleared